So it’s no secret that you can rent rather than own an RV.(recreational vehicle for those who live in clay houses). Living in Malibu there are so many tourist thusly I keep seeing RV’s roll through on their strolls through California. The one commonality and issue I have is the RV company from which they are rented. It’s called “Cruise America.” Great title and great company I’m sure. However, if you have ever seen the flanks of these RV’s they are plastered with the logo of the company along with the phone number and website accompanied by a mural of an exotic landscape that displays a potential journey. What it should say on the side is, “I CAN’T AFFORD MY OWN RV SO I GOT THIS ONE INSTEAD.” Look, I know it’s a luxury to even rent one and I appreciate the opportunity to do so but don’t throw it in my face. Just give me a plain RV with nothing on it so I can roll through our beautiful country with my fist in the air proclaiming, “yeah, this is how I do it.” But with all the mish mush on the side all you get is the “bird” from the guy in the 40′ Winnebago Tour passing you at 80mph.