Breakfast At The Beach with Tyler Christopher

When he farts…people draw closer and thank him for his ass emanates pure oxygen.

His shit…literally doesn’t stink. In fact…it has just been patented by Chanel.

Although he has never lost a sock…he’s the only one who knows where they all are.

I.E. Charlie Sheen

I don’t always slam seven gram rocks. But when I do…I do it all at once!

Ty Christopher

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